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“Wash the dishes!” “Do the laundry!” “Clean your room!” … “Dinner’s done!”
“Wash the dishes!”
“Do the laundry!”
“Clean your room!”
…
“Dinner’s done!”
I was looking forward to going to the Tailgate party tonight. Yeah, that didn’t happen :(
ME:
You go in quickly: Then you hear the slightest noise: You flush the toilet then run out like there’s a ghost chasing after you:
You go in quickly:
Then you hear the slightest noise:
You flush the toilet then run out like there’s a ghost chasing after you:
like where does this shit be coming from? am I a fucking fairy?
like where does this shit be coming from?
am I a fucking fairy?